2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
@anastasiaashley Why work that hard when there’s always Facetune
@nydoorman The only thing I want to influence are bad decisions
In a world of darkness, this middle aged white woman with a FUPA wearing hospital scrubs and jeans holding some sort of large animal horn absolutely murdering a Missy Elliot karaoke song is surely a ray of light.
@nydoorman FUPAs are making a comeback per @Beyonce
@emrata It me
Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP
@nydoorman Raise money to get her lips back.
@nydoorman @f_ashley_ @erictrivera @weekend3warrior and I are all wondering the same thing.