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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

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@anastasiaashley Why work that hard when there’s always Facetune

@nydoorman The only thing I want to influence are bad decisions

In a world of darkness, this middle aged white woman with a FUPA wearing hospital scrubs and jeans holding some sort of large animal horn absolutely murdering a Missy Elliot karaoke song is surely a ray of light.
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In a world of darkness, this middle aged white woman with a FUPA wearing hospital scrubs and jeans holding some sort of large animal horn absolutely murdering a Missy Elliot karaoke song is surely a ray of light.

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@nydoorman FUPAs are making a comeback per @Beyonce

@emrata It me

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD
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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

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@jillionaire @jubileedj @dza3000 monster fact though

@jillionaire @cspaggs who are the people in your neighborhood

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!
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Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

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@nydoorman That yacht costs more than my life is worth

@nydoorman @frankenballs exactly.

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE
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I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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@nydoorman Missed opportunity if you weren’t drinking @whitegirlrose getting tattoos drunk

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. (@thekayanova)
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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. (@thekayanova )

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@jillionaire I gave it to you.

@nydoorman @jillionaire and me

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Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP

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@nydoorman Raise money to get her lips back.

@nydoorman @f_ashley_ @erictrivera @weekend3warrior and I are all wondering the same thing.

Asians are soooooo future.
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Asians are soooooo future.

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@nydoorman The best way to predict the future is to invent it

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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@nydoorman Her mom is the local yoga instructor who wears birkenstocks

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.
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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

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@wakaflocka 😂😂😂😂😂

YOU DEFFFFFINITELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA THROW THIS CUTE ASS CORGI OUT OF A PLANE INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY (tw: @corgss)
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YOU DEFFFFFINITELY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA THROW THIS CUTE ASS CORGI OUT OF A PLANE INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY (tw: @corgss )

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@alecmonopoly Wow got me on that one

@florencia.galarza I hate u

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS (@doughbvy)
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I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS (@doughbvy )

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@madisonbeer @zackbia horsies!!!!!