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Hi every human. 
Life on the LIVE JUSTICE road continues. Seattle was AMAZING and now we go to Portland to check out all of THEIR fights and probs and maybe see if the legends are true about Oregon’s superior smooth, “round” sandbox sand that Kara boasted about last night on stage. 
But meanwhile, REGULAR PODCASTS march on, including JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN which today debuts its 398th VERDICT in a docket episode called SPIDER BUDDIES. 
Go get it at bit.ly/JJHO398 or wherever you get your podcasts, please. 
Also, I’d be remiss if I did not point out that I am on this week’s DOUGHBOYS podcast, which we secretly recorded in the DELTA SKY CLUB. 
I will reveal a secret about that meeting in my LIFESTYLE mailing later today, along with a lot of other information, so if you want to be a part of that LIFESTYLE go to bit.ly/hodgmail 
Finally, thank you everyone, for coming out to the shows. Tell your friends to come to our sketchfest show and to buy you a challenge coin if you want one. bit.ly/JJHO19SF 
That is all FOR NOW.
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Hi every human. Life on the LIVE JUSTICE road continues. Seattle was AMAZING and now we go to Portland to check out all of THEIR fights and probs and maybe see if the legends are true about Oregon’s superior smooth, “round” sandbox sand that Kara bo

Seattle, Washington
Our show at the Neptune tonight gonna get that Aquaman bump. #jjho
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Our show at the Neptune tonight gonna get that Aquaman bump. #jjho

Neptune Theatre
There are four images here, in sequence, of John chasing a stray dog off his lawn with a sword. There was none of this that was performative. He was talking about the specs on the new Ford Expedition all the while until I encouraged him in the last photo to pose. PS the dog was never at risk and was honestly kind of a jerk dog.
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There are four images here, in sequence, of John chasing a stray dog off his lawn with a sword. There was none of this that was performative. He was talking about the specs on the new Ford Expedition all the while until I encouraged him in the last p

Rainier Beach, Seattle
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@dantelfer That is a gorgeous fucking cardigan.

I thought John was just posing but turns out he got the sword out to chase a stray dog off his lawn. See next post for proof.
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I thought John was just posing but turns out he got the sword out to chase a stray dog off his lawn. See next post for proof.

Rainier Beach, Seattle
Thank you so much for staying up late last night, Vancouver. You are a FUN CITY. If you want to say goodbye before we go this AM just come to the micro courtyard at the Uptown Best Western and crawl through the small shrub barrier and just knock on my window! Otherwise, see you tonight in Seattle. I just checked and there are suddenly four tickets avail on the main floor of the Neptune for tonight, two disabled, so get at it. Tickets= johnhodgman.com/tour #jjho #judgejohnhodgman
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Thank you so much for staying up late last night, Vancouver. You are a FUN CITY. If you want to say goodbye before we go this AM just come to the micro courtyard at the Uptown Best Western and crawl through the small shrub barrier and just knock on m

Vancouver, British Columbia
“Backstage” Bailiff Jesse Thorn. #jjho
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“Backstage” Bailiff Jesse Thorn. #jjho

The Rio Theatre
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Canadian green room justice.
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Canadian green room justice.

The Rio Theatre
If you’re not here you’re too late! If you are here you’re very nice! #jjho LIVE JUSTICE
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If you’re not here you’re too late! If you are here you’re very nice! #jjho LIVE JUSTICE

The Rio Theatre
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Settle your next argument with a flip of the #judgejohnhodgman CHALLENGE COIN. designed by @draplin, of course. Only 299 of these exist. I gave one to @johnroderick because it was his idea and he let me sleep in his house last night. Come get yours TONIGHT please in #vancouver. Final tickets available here: http://bit.ly/JJHO19COUV
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Settle your next argument with a flip of the #judgejohnhodgman CHALLENGE COIN. designed by @draplin , of course. Only 299 of these exist. I gave one to @johnroderick because it was his idea and he let me sleep in his house last night. Come get yours T

Me in 2009 vs other me in 2009
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Me in 2009 vs other me in 2009

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@ohmmemusic TOO SPOOKY

Do you remember this Tintin book? Where Calculus invented a clear putty and put it on his head and used it to stop the growth of the mega satsuma on the island that was actually the top part of a meteorite? Yes? No? PS my life is perfect now. This obsession is not a cry for help.
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Do you remember this Tintin book? Where Calculus invented a clear putty and put it on his head and used it to stop the growth of the mega satsuma on the island that was actually the top part of a meteorite? Yes? No? PS my life is perfect now. This ob

It’s satsuma time. Clear putty is always in season.
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It’s satsuma time. Clear putty is always in season.