instead of selling bath water i’m going to start selling my used mouthwash $20
I already have a sock tan line this summer IT’S GONNA BE A GOOD YEAR BOIS
Hell ya nature
If you ever feel bad ab yourself just know that today I incorrectly stated someone’s favorite ice cream and they knew mine right away :-)
Taking advantage of this caption space to flex my 4.9 star uber rating on y’all what’s GOOD.
There’s a picture of Michael Cera hugging a cactus and I’m pretty sure I think about it an unhealthy amount
This lake smelled like a giant pool of urine but it was visually pleasing so 7/10
I almost died like 3 times today but it was WORTH IT
Sometimes ya can’t find the matching sock, so you have to wear two different ones.
Posting this here to see if I’m any better at it in a couple months but mostly so y’all can roast me :-)
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